Dooly beans are sexual, they make me so hornyable.
11 July 2004
As it's the fourth day since the last entry I guess it's update time.
Hmm. What have I been up to I hear you cry *strains to hear*.
Firstly, gotta go back to last Monday; forgot to mention my driving lesson. It was my fourth one and I did kinda shitty.
I kept getting my signals fucked up because I was going across a roundabout and you know you're s'posed to not signal at first then signal just before u turn off if you're going straight on...? Well, lets say I got confused, and when my instructor said 'indicate left' I indicated right like the spanner I am. Psh!
I'm sure there was something else I forgot to mention but that's totally gone out of my mind for now.
Onto Thursday; I went with my mom to Bromsgrove shopping for a while. Because she wanted to look in New Look for some crop jeans in her size, since they didn't have them at our branch. Always the way, huh?
After that we went onto the cinema to watch Shrek 2. It was good. I would compare it to the first one but it's been 3 years since I saw that. And besides I got distracted a lot watching the first. I was in France when I saw that and it was in English but it had French subtitles. Annoying little bastards those subtitles.
Ah. That same year in France, being aged 14 and getting into the R (18) rated Scary Movie 2. That was a big deal for me at the time.
After coming home from watching Shrek 2, we dropped by Staples and I handed in my application form to some very hunky skater boy who works there. MmMmMm – MmMm. Let's hope I hear from them.
Friday was practically non-existent. I had another driving lesson though. It was pretty good. I got to do junctions, turning and shit – Mirrors, signal manoeuvre and all that. Luckily it was a little closer to my house than usual. So I got to do more driving. And I got to drive all the way home. I think it won't be long until I get onto the 3-point turn. Scary.
Friday evening I watched the BB eviction. Poor Becky. She didn't deserve that. Michelle and Stu are pissing me off now. Stu being a dickhead with his gay cowboy hat and Michelle being the usual bunny boiler she is. Shell is a stupid lil fuck too. She's overly nice. I don't have time for overly nice people.
Nadia or Dan to win!
The other week my brother went to his mate's house party – a kid called James Hall. I told you about him a few entries ago. He's cute. Anyway, he had a house party and loads of girls from my year at school went to it who he used to hang out with, and one of them is my enemy. A girl called Lyndsey. Stupid little bitch gives shitty evils she cuts everyone with.
Worse than this; my brother was talking with her and told me he thinks she's fit. OMFG! No way. He also told me that Gemma, this girl who was quite popular in middle school, was talking to him and was like "I recognise you from somewhere." And my brother was like "Yeah I hang with Jim a lot" and she said "No that's not it. What's your sirname?" and he said "Smith, why?" and she was like "Have you got a sister called Alex?!" and he said he had and she was all cooey and shit. Don't get me wrong she's a nice enough girl and all. Ah well.
Just as long as he doesn't get with 'face-like-a-smacked-arse' Lyndsey. Anyone's better than her.
Saturday was... uh, yesterday. I can't even remember it. I make myself sound drunk. I'm sober a lot of the time. I have shit memory.
Saturday was... The End.
Sunday. Booooring.
I’ve been on a total hyper most of the evening. Chatting shit. Telling some random 25-year-old woman on Yahoo Pool that her boob was hanging out for a while. And then saying I like to air mine both at the same time.
I told a Canadian dude on MSN that he owned a free bus pass and he’d been standing on his head sniffing his own farts. Then when he refused my accusations I said he might try it later. He agreed.
And since then.. I feel like I'm in lust over that same Canadian dude because he's so sweet and innocent and I'm corrupting him.
All in one day I've used several new Alex-words, being:
Dooly beans! = Happiness
Sexual = erotic, sexy (e.g "you're looking very sexual [sexy]")
Sexable = Sexy
Hornyable = Horny (hornymones is what that is as CarrieSATC reminds me)
Fluski = Frisky
I also had a conversation with Katy in which she accused me of being a lesbian no less. So we put up some dumb names. Some about Barney the dinosaur. He's sexual too.
Recently I downloaded some dudey tunes. Basement Jaxx – Good Luck (oldie but a goody), Camile Velasco – Until You Come Back To Me, Beverley Knight – Come As You Are, and The Streets – Dry Your Eyes. I HEART them all!
I'm gonna go calm down for a while. Wheee-bop!
alexia
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